Mom's Daily Five

Top 5 excuses to use when your child asks you if she can have a sleepover at your house:

5. Daddy snores to loud--he might keep your friends awake

4. Your sister/brother has a baseball/soccer/etc. game this weekend

3. You didn't clean your room when I asked you to

2. I don't have time go the grocery store and get snacks for you and your friends

1. Why don't you sleep over at Jen/Madison/Helen's (whatever the name) house?

Mom's Daily Five

Top 5 reasons why having your period is a good thing:

5. It means you're not pregnant--again!

4. Hey, at least you're not menopausal, right?

3. It is the perfect excuse to say no when your hubby wants it and you don't

2. You can cry or scream if you want to, you can just blame PMS

1. It is the perfect excuse to sleep in or eat chocolate, or indulge yourself however you like